if you use “eargasm” or any thing that ends in -gasm that doesnt start in or- im going to puke on you
once in 4th grade a teacher wouldnt let this guy go to the toilet so he sat there and pissed his pants and i have never had more respect for someone in my life
My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.
help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post
its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just dive to another country for burger king
doing good on a test you didnt study for
Clearly it wasn’t an English test.
you must be fun at parties
she dreamed of para para paradise every time she closed her eyes