There can only be one Dudley

equizoo:

jimblesn0tronbo:

if you use “eargasm” or any thing that ends in -gasm that doesnt start in or- im going to puke on you

orangegasm

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chompyface:

once in 4th grade a teacher wouldnt let this guy go to the toilet so he sat there and pissed his pants and i have never had more respect for someone in my life

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deductionswiththedoctor:

faensoundslikefun:

faensoundslikefun:

My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.

help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post

its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just dive to another country for burger king

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eridanampora:

djfiregirl:

eridanampora:

doing good on a test you didnt study for

Clearly it wasn’t an English test.

you must be fun at parties

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orangeportal-blueportal:

she dreamed of para para paradise every time she closed her eyes

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