There can only be one Dudley

phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

(Source: fourwheeldevice, via sextravagance)

egberts:

steam-powered-salamander:

egberts:

私はうんちする必要があります

never give up

That says I need to poop.

i never said it didnt

(via letrnetouchurbutt)

humortrain:

More Celebs Without Teeth

(Source: poyzn)

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

(via chaystar1)

tumblr people: TUMBLR IS A BULLYING-FREE COMMUNITY WHERE WE WILL NOT JUDGE YOU ON YOUR APPEARANCE OR SIZE OR GENDER OR SEX OR ORIENTATION AND ALL ARE WELCOME
tumblr people: but if you're 12.9 years old gtfo you're obviously a dumb immature shit
tumblr people: and if you're a white girl then we will make fun of you mercilessly
tumblr people: and if you don't ship a gay ship you must be a homophobe so gtfo
tumblr people: especially johnlock, you MUST be homophobic if you don't ship johnlock
tumblr people: and if you get a fandom reference wrong then we'll laugh at you are pressured into abandoning your blog, leaving it with the title "I didn't know it was from ____________"
tumblr people: and if you're religious you're probably a bible-banging homophobe so we hate you
tumblr people: and if you make a mistake, not out of being a bigot but out of simply being ignorant, we will yell at you rather than first trying to explain to and educate you about why that is a mistake
tumblr people: and don't get us started on how much we'll bait and insult you if you have a different diet to me

(Source: awkward-elevator, via letrnetouchurbutt)